i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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