apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
