ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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