Pappa wants mamma naked
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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