i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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