so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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