Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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