I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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