elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I love you. Go after that dick
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