All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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