wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
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Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
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There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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