Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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