I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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