She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
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Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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