Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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