i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
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Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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