Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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