So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
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Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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