but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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