I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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