I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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