wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
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was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
40s are totally the cure
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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