Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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