I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
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Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
did i just pee glitter
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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