is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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