You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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