I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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