i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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