Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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