I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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