So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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