i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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