Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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