with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
