Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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