I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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