Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
it glows. i had to have it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
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