Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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