I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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