idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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