I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
