So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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