If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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