i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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