At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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