I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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