That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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