I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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