Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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