lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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