I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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