The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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