He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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