Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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