My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
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