watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
