Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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