driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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